Parasites

Optimus Prime is an iconic figure of the American culture. He is portrayed as a brave leader leading the forces of the Autobots into battle against the potential destruction caused by the insidious Decepticons lead by Megatron. However, many times his victories were actually Megatron foiling his schemes himself by means of his greed and absolute need for power. It is not something that is often thought of when the topic of the epic war that was first witnessed in 1984 is brought up (The Transformers). With a personal history of viewing the original series and reading the extensive multiple continuities in the franchise, looking at both sides of the battle, it is visibly more than meets the eye.

When Hasbro released the first episode of their new series in 1984, titled The Transformers, it became an instant hit among the’80s generation kids alongside shows like G.I. Joe and Thundercats. All had the grainy animation that has become reminiscent of the era. Originally, the Hasbro Company was not expecting the show to be as big a success as it became (featurette). With robots from a not-so-distant alien world, half that came to Earth with the intention of draining the planet’s energy dry, the other half with the goal to protect the planet. Optimus Prime quickly became the hero in the first episode of the series when he saved the two characters that would be the Autobot’s future human allies from the burning remains of the Oil Refinery they worked on that had been raided by the Decepticons in their search for energy. Disregarding the obvious fact that 16-year-olds do not typically work in Oil Refineries in the middle of the ocean, as he was first seen in the introductory episodes, Spike Witwicky became a main human character throughout the series from the first episode to the last.

Spike Witwicky is a prime example of the follies of Optimus Prime. Often times Prime and the Autobots were forced to save Spike or his father from the various plots of the Decepticons. If they could not protect one mere human who lived within the borders of their base, what made them think they could possibly have what it takes to save all of humanity from the perils that were to be caused by the Decepticons in future episodes? An example of this is very well known throughout the Transformers Fan base in the three part episode named Megatron’s Master Plan in which Megatron manages to turn the entirety of the human race against the Autobots. Optimus Prime’s visage had in fact been used against the people to facilitate the change, therefore, it could be said that he had not in fact built any kind of trust with any other humans other than the Witwickys who swore up and down that they knew the truth.

Allies such as political leaders would have been a vital asset to have for the autobot leader with intentions to protect Earth. This problem extends not only from the Generation One continuity in the 1980s, but it is also seen directly in the new movies by Michael Bay. The most recent example of his neglect to form proper allies with the human race is the 2011 movie, The Dark of the Moon. It was reliving the same problem in the movies that the Autobots faced in the old series. It could almost be considered a formula to how the Autobots win against the Decepticons. The basic break down is that Megatron does something that is suddenly ‘shocking’ to the Autobots, Optimus Prime calls him insane, Megatron gets his hands on whatever he wanted, they fight with no one but the decepticons getting hurt, the Autobots never retrieve what was stolen or they destroy it, and the story goes on in a repetitive circle.

One would think that Optimus Prime’s directive when retrieving a human technology from the Decepticons would be to bring it back in one piece. In the episode, Cosmic Rust, the Decepticons get their hands on ancient human technology from a Mayan temple deep within the jungles of Central America. Considering this technology could have been brought to the humans for study on how the primitive people could have achieved such a futuristic technology, it would have been able to help the humans with their technological advancements without the need for the Autobot dependency that is visible in The Transformers: The Movie. Most of the technology seen in the movie and the following third and final season are provided by the Autobots. The Autobots, more importantly the Autobot Leader, do not seem to care for letting the humans advance in their own time or with the uses of their own tech. This is not broad leap when Optimus Prime throws a fit about when Autobot technology is found on Earth in the 2011 movie, and book, that they were not given privilege to.

“You lied to us!” he thundered, sounding angrier than Lennox had ever her him short of when he was squaring off against a Decepticon trying to kill him. To underscore his furry, he kicked over the pedestal, sending the fuel rod clattering to the ground. Mearing coolly glanced at the fallen pedestal. “Is that for effect?” she asked, not in the leas nonplussed. He pointed at it. “Everything the humans know of our planet, we were told all had been shared. So why was this found in Human Possession?” (David)

It could be considered a gap in trust when the humans are expected to share all of their knowledge and technology with the Autobots but in return, they refuse to share any technology or cosmic knowledge with the humans. Granted, they did share their information about their planet with the humans but it was very little concerning their planet. The humans, just like the autobots did, felt they had their rights to their secrets since the Autobots did not tell them everything either. It is the proverbial leg up on keeping their enemies and allies in check. This is far different than the reliance that the Autobots created in the original movie and third season.

While the blame cannot be entirely placed on the Autobot leader of the third season of Generation One, Rodimus Prime, since he had enormous shoes to fill in the eyes, or optics really, of his fellow Autobots because he just simply was not Optimus Prime. They do not let the fact Rodimus Prime is not as great as Prime die either or Optimus Prime for that matter. In the third season, given up to the final four episodes, Optimus Prime had been revived and died about four times. He has what many fans have dubbed “The Jesus Syndrome.” The Jesus Syndrome is a character that could be considered perfect in almost every way and tends to die and be revived on multiple occasions like he is so perfect that he is too good even for death. The Michael Bay movies also show Optimus Prime having what could be considered an emotional problem. Each movie shows Prime having the desire to quickly sacrifice himself without a second thought. While some fans conclude that this could be Prime’s noble nature, from another view point he seems rather eager to die. Not just once, but in all three movies he displays that quick-to-die behavior, a red shirt in the original Star Trek series. In the 2007 Movie, Transformers, the finale for the movie started off with Optimus saying if there was no other resort, he would put the All-spark, a heavenly cube of untold potential and power, into his spark to destroy it. The spark of any transformer could be considered their heart, the equivalent to doing this being putting a live electrical wire into someone’s chest and shoving it right into the heart.

Immediately the Autobot Medic, Ratchet, declares that it would be suicide. Right there, right on screen, they said Optimus Prime had the intention to commit suicide. The illusion of a brave leader, for me anyway, shattered when he opted to commit suicide instead of finding an alternative solution. It takes his human companion, the now Infamous Sam Witwicky as played by Shia LeBeouf, to find the alternate solution of shoving the killing cube into Megatron’s spark instead of following Optimus’ order to shove it into his own (Transformers, 2007).

Even with the behavioral discrepancies of Optimus Prime, he is still the adversary to Megatron. Often described as a megalomaniac, Megatron is the ruthless and deadly leader of the Decepticons. “Some would question his sanity, though these few are mostly now dead by his hands... or his fusion cannon, depending on his mood (Megatron (G1)).” This is just Generation One Megatron, completely disregarding other continuities of him that are all similar in nature, but each one as deadly as the next. Even Optimus Prime prefers to stay clear of the maniac he is often trying to stop from destroying the Earth and conquering the entire universe.

Despite the desire to rule the universe with an iron fist, this is not considering the fact that Megatron and the rest of the Decepticons were meant for war. War is all any Decepticon has ever known.

As a young, charismatic leader forged in battle and the heritage of war, he began to believe in a grand purpose for his race—it is the Transformers' glorious destiny to rule an empire which will span the universe. The opposite of his mortal enemy Optimus Prime, he feels great contempt for other Transformers who, he feels, betray their proud heritage by demanding peace and cooperation with weaker life forms. It is the destiny of the Decepticons to bring order to the universe through conquest, though in the millions of years since coining this purpose it remains to be seen how much of his mission statement is altruistic... and how much of it is mere words built to fuel warriors to further his desire for personal power (Megatron (G1)).

Megatron rules over a group of misfits otherwise cast out from the society of their home world if it was not already under decepticon control in the first two Generation One seasons. They are outcasts the third season of the Generation One continuity after the 1986 movie that kicks them off Cybertron. After the closing the movie, the Decepticons are left on a dying planet instead of being allowed to live with the Autobots. Granted they are being allowed to live, they are still left to suffer for following orders given to them by Megatron after he is dead. They are left to suffer for their beliefs in a barren wasteland. While under Decepticon control, the Decepticons never tried to force the Autobots off of the planet. The only reason they were trying to kill the Autobots was because they would never leave the decepticons alone, often stealing energy reserves that the decepticons had worked to collect instead of the autobots trying to collect their own. The whole war would be over if the Autobots just went and got their own.

Facing the existence of a decepticon controlled Cybertron that actually unified the government under one rule, Megatron’s, Optimus Prime does not stand for the heroic deeds he is trying to portray. Looking at it from a different perspective, Optimus Prime and his followers could be considered traitors to their race. While the decepticons are trying to stay alive and actually collect what they were searching for in the first place, the Autobots do nothing but try to stop them. The Autobots are more parasites than they are heroes.

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The Transformers. “More than Meets the Eye prts 1 - 3”. 1984. Video.

The Transformers. “Megatron’s Master Plan, Prts 1-3”. 1984. Video.

The Transformers. “The Transformers: The Movie.” 1986. Video.

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Directed by Michael Bay. 2011. Video

10 Tips for Dealing with and (maybe) Ending Acne

Okay, anyone who knows me in reality knows that I've had really bad acne for the last 8 or so years of my life. It's not just everywhere kind of acne it's the kind that even without messing with it it would give me horrendous scars. I watch Late Night TV every once in a while, like indulging my darker, sicker behaviour with Adult Swim. A lot of times in the middle of the commercial breaks they'll give you one of those minute long advertisements for Proactiv. I absolutely hate that product. I don't care if it's been 'redone' or whatever since the last time I used it, if it worked as well as they claimed the first time around they wouldn't have had to make a 'new and improved' formula! That stuff dried out my skin, made it flake worse than using a strict 10% Benzoyl Peroxide regimine. Worst of all, that stuff irritated my skin so bad it actually made my acne worse than when I started using the product.

Now everyone reading this is probably thinking 'Okay, why are you telling me this?' I'm telling because I'm sick of all the fake market research with people who are paid to say crap works. Those over enthusiastic 'real users' are actors. ACTORS!! But what I can say is that I have found something a little more effective than washing your face three times a day and it's easy and very simple to do.

Tip #1: Stop caking on makeup.

Even if you have Bare Minerals like I do, this is possibly one of the worst ways to refresh your makeup. This is what causes your pores to be clogged, not what your makeup is made of. While there are several kinds of makeup out there that have carcinogens and other chemicals you just don't need to put on your face, this is the number one problem. I've had some girlfriends tell me that they saw an increase in their acne levels after having to wear makeup for an extended period of time. The best thing you can do to refresh your makeup when you have an oily skin problem is to blot with rice blotter papers or use body powder. It not only gives you a nice matte finish that you can work wonders with, if you use the medicated body powder it actually helps to take that redness out of your face and helps alleviate the pain in those really hard and painful pimples that you don't want anyone to notice.

Tip #2: Watch what you're putting on your face.

For as long as I've ever had to deal with looking great all the time, there has been one simple rule I've always followed. If you can't pronounce what is in the product, you probably don't want to be putting it on your face. Like I mentioned before, there are actually carcinogens and other kinds of nasty preservatives in makeup to help keep that colour in the bottle. There is are a number of reasons why they say to keep those kinds of products away from your eyes and lips. Haphazard makeup on your skin can and probably will make you sick. These chemicals can lead to anything from an eye infection to poisoning if you accidentally ingest some of it. While I'm not going to condemn all makeup, some of it works really well for people, but you have to admit, some of them eventually end up looking like they've spent way too much time in the tanning bed and look like they're in their seventies when they're only in their fifties.

Tip #3: Treat the problem.

I think this needs to be said right off the bat. THERE IS NO CURE FOR ACNE. There are products out there and books and all sorts of bullshit experts saying that they've "Found the Cure for Acne" and whatnot. They are lying to you. There is absolutely no way that one product can treat all the causes of acne like there is no one way to combat weight gain. Acne is usually a combination of several factors. Even my dermatologist told me this and had me taking all sorts of topical and internal medicines to try and fight my acne when it got seriously out of hand. Most commonly though acne has about four notable factors. There is your stress level, your diet, hygiene and genetics. Most people don't ever consider their genetics when it comes to their acne. You've got to remember that you had to get your skin chemistry from somewhere. It isn't just unique to you most often. It's better to know your causes than to just blindly treat something. A good example of targeting the problem is when doctors run tests to try and figure out what's wrong with you so they can prescribe the proper type of medication. They don't really do the whole 'take two Asprin and call me in the morning' much anymore do they?

Tip #4: Your diet is important.

I'm not going to say stop going to McDonald's or something and ordering their food. Junk food is quite delicious when you've had a terrible day. I will say however that you need to limit your intake of cow products and other over processed food like the white flour buns they put on the burgers. This, in fact, will not only help you end your acne issues, but it will make you feel better about yourself and actually aid you in losing weight. We all know that America is a cow nation. Not that I'm trying to offend anyone, but most of our farming goes to Cattle ranches and corn production. In fact, a lot of the corn that goes to feed the cows in the cattle industry could go to help the hungry. A lot of these cows have artificial hormone development that is meant to help protect the cows and make them bigger. Unfortunately though, these hormones are throwing your system out of whack. A doctor might say otherwise, but when is the last time you had a doctor give you a straight answer? Limiting your intake of beef and even pork product (That includes Milk and Bacon) definitely helps acne and will make you feel better.

Tip#5: Size matters.

Now that I've said something about the food industry, I think it's proper to mention that how much you eat also influences your body's production of acne. When your body has something it doesn't like inside, what does it do? It tries to get rid of it, Right? It's the same way with overeating. That's why you get that bloated and sick feeling when you've eaten too much. While there is a lot of stuff nutritionalists like to BS us about, portion size isn't one of them. With all the goodies that go into our processed food to keep it safe for us to eat over an extended period of time, your body will want to get rid of the stuff it doesn't need. Eating too much puts a lot of those not-so-wonderful goodies in our body and it will try to expel it in any way it can. Our skin is actually one of those ways it tries to get rid of those waste products. Controlling how much of what you eat is another one of those things that has more than one benefit. It'll help with making your skin nice and pretty while also helping you build a better lifestyle.

Tip #6: Don't sweat the small stuff

This one is what I consider the most important since it was the main kicker for me in helping me rid myself of the painful acne I was afflicted with. I should explain first that there are two kinds of stress. There is Eustress and Distress. You don't often hear about the distinction but there is one. Eustress is a good kind of stress. Feeling good about accomplishing something, like meeting a physical goal or just being happy about anything, is Eustress. I know it's a little goofy sounding, don't blame me though, blame my psychology professor for teaching it to me. Distress, on the other hand, is exactly what it sounds like. Being unhappy, feeling sick or even just being hungry is putting your body into a distress mode. When anyone talks about just 'stress' anymore, they're talking about distress. Letting little things get to you, like a petty argument, not having enough toner to print a project that isn't due for another several days or in some cases (like mine) having someone you live or work with having Explosive Anger Disorder (Someone who gets mad for absolutely no good reason) is a really bad place to be. I know the last one can get a little nerve wracking, but eventually realizing to take a step back and just absolutely relax and realize that sometimes things are either completely out of your hands or you can fix something easily on your own is far better. In most situations, being a controlling person is the Worst thing you can do for your health and more importantly in this case, the worst thing you can do for your already pretty tortured skin.

Tip #7: Mama said take your vitamins a for a reason.

Getting away from the darker side of your social life, there are several other ways to manage and possibly rid yourself of your skin condition. A great place to start is taking a vitamin supplement with the vitamins E, B6 and B12 in it. I take a vitamin supplement that I bought from the local natural grocer literally called 'Vitamin E'. It comes in little salmon pink capsules that you take twice a day. You can easily find the same kind of product in the grocery store in the vitamin isle. Personally, if you don't need it of course, I actually recommend staying away from the multivitamins. An American's diet really isn't lacking enough to need to take a multi vitamin. In fact, you don't really need multivitamins at all unless you're completely vegan, which your body would need the multivitamin to help combat your acne because you're not getting the full range of vitamins and minerals you need to stay healthy.

Tip #8: Caffeine is great.

I know this sounds a little hypocritical of me after all those mentions of carcinogens and such in the other paragraphs, but Caffeine is a double edged sword. I only recommend it in moderation. In fact, at worst, you should have three cups of coffee for the whole day. The reason I'm suggesting this favourite narcotic is because it speeds up your heart and blood flow to your body. This gets the needed Oxygen, vitamins and infection fighting white blood cells up into your face to combat the inflammation and infection that acne is from the inside. In fact, my favourite is to drink a 5-hour energy in the morning. Not only does it have a decent dose of Caffeine, but it also has Vitamins B6 and B12 in it. Just beware, just as I mentioned before, if you have too much of something, your body will try to get rid of it and beyond 3 cups of Coffee a day, your acne could very likely get much, much worse.

Tip #9: Wash you face, don't scrub it off.

As I've already complained about the Proactiv system, I think it needs to be done again. It tries to 'exfoliate' your face. Most Dermatologists will tell you this too, don't scrub your face and don't try to exfoliate it. It will irritate your already irritated skin. In fact, I actually caution against facial masks you have to wash off, like the infamous Queen Helene Mint Julep mask. Nothing made my skin worse than that product. There is no way to get that stuff off of your face without scrubbing it off. You don't have to go straight to a clay mask to get the same pore shrinkage that you can get from tons of other products. I actually use anti-aging face wash even though I'm just barely out of my teen years, but it works very well in getting pores to shrink. I prefer some of the Biore products for that, it smells great and it doesn't dry out my skin like Olay products tend to do to me, that's what causes your skin to flake in the first place.

Tip #10: The sun isn't always your friend.

I live in the mile high city, and just being outside for half an hour can easily result in a sunburn. It's not only something that'll prevent against wrinkles in the future, it also starts to combat acne. As it goes, Acne can also be caused by a build up of toxins from your skin. Those toxins can be caused by the dead cells the sun creates from getting a sun burn. Always, always ALWAYS use a moisturizer with a sunscreening content to it. A lot of actually quite good moisturizers out there have a light feel to them when you put them on and don't feel quite like sunscreen when you put them on. Usually at SPF 15, though the factor isn't terribly important (Nor does it make a huge difference if you have SPF 15 or SPF 1000 ), it will protect your skin from the break downs that harm you in the overall length of your life and will keep you looking great for a while. Personally, the stuff I like to use, and was actually stolen by my mother for a little while, is the Neutrogina SPF 15 tinted moisturizer. It does the same great work as a foundation with half the side effects of the drippy mess that is liquid foundation and it is really hard to tell you have it on. It's easy to use and it makes a great base for makeup.

Disclaimer: I am only sharing my experiences with acne and the horrors of trying to fix it. I am not a medical professional, only a student of anatomy and physiology. If you have something that needs to be solved by a doctor, GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR. I do not endorse any products mentioned nor have I intended any sort of defaming of any products mentioned. These are opinions, some are well researched and lived through facts. Nor am I your mother, if these don't work, don't complain about it. I tried to help you.

Duped.

Whoa, been away for way too long.

Finally have the time to get things working again.

Okay, basically, life's a little too short to allow yourself to get duped.

Recently, as some sort of karma I guess would have it, a buddy of mine who is an avid writer wanted to get one of his works published. He's a pretty good guy but unfortunately, we both agree that he's not exactly the brightest bulb on the rack. He's not bad for a small town author-wannabe so I really didn't want something terrible to happen to his career right off the bat. There is this publishing company, which I'm not going to name because they have a nasty habit of suing the fuck out of people, that's a total Vanity Publisher. Not only did would they make their authors work for something they've already worked for like a donkey, but they'd add a good 800 pounds to the mix.

So, I managed to get some research done before it was too late and go figure I find absolute tons of negative things about this single publisher. They not only screwed you over pretty good by making you keep a contract with them for more than seven years, of those seven years, they got the royalties to your book. The whole time you with them, you never see a dime. I've always thought of myself as the one with the most common sense among my friends, so as soon as I start finding these articles and posts about the single publishing house naturally I started to spazz a little.

I know a lot of Authors, so it scares me a little that my friends could be so easily fooled with words on a website (a very padded website claiming to donate to organizations that I've never even heard of nor can find any reference of) that are mostly hot air. This publishing house was nothing but a fraud. Low and behold though, my friend had sent off one of his manuscripts for review. I'm an editor by default so I know how horrible the word editing program in Microsoft Word can be when it comes to grammatical errors and spelling, it's like the national software of the typofest nation. Primitive software, especially the versions that are older than 2000. (Damn you to hell Clippy!)

Anyway, as I was saying. I'm pretty sure that these jokers are going to try and talk my friend into signing one of their soul contracts. I told him to pull his manuscript and have them destroy the copy they sent him, he said he wants them to dare publishing his work so he can sue their fucking asses off. Granted, I'd find that as good justice as I'm always in for stirring up a hornet's nest when it comes to defrauding authors. Even better, this publishing house tends to fine people for posting ANY kind of negative reviews as I've mentioned earlier. I kind of don't have 5 grand to pay up to money grubbers and their probably way too expensive lawyers. It's an immediate violation of basic rights for this company to even exist within the borders of the united states.

I'd be satisfied if they moved to Mexico and got their building shot up. At least then they'd have more legitimacy being from Mexico, or even Canada, than being from the East Coast. I feel that some joke about New Jersey should be applied here, but even I don't want to offend people from Jersey, that's how horrid this situation is.

Obama Birthers

I don't really see why everyone is making such a big stink over Obama's lack of birth records. It's a little obvious we're being denied. First off, it is our constitutional right to know just who the hell our president is, second off, if no one is willing to show it to us it means that there is indeed a lack of evidence. This entire thing just stinks of a cover up. Especially with an article I read this morning about Hawaii wanting to create a law to ignore the 'Birthers', or those who want to see proof that Barack Obama is a legal citizen of the United States. That right there is just proving that they don't want to show it because they don't have it. Denial is the first step in covering up not having something.

In truth, I don't feel bad for them. They need to own up to the fact that our president isn't as kosher as he made himself out to be. I don't mean to sound the war alarms, but for how many years have the Islamic Extremists said they will rule the White House? With the way things are going under this administration, America the Beautiful, baby you're done for. Which is worse, owning up to the fact they don't have a piece of paper or letting and almost making everyone believe that the guy who calls himself our president right now might be a terrorist in disguise?

And for all you liberal pussies out there, word of advice, not everyone rages on the guy because he's black. This republican rages on him because he by no means has the rights or reason to be president. He has minimal experience, his background is shady, terrifyingly enlightening at best, and there is no proof that is being divulged to the American people that he is indeed an American citizen. As soon as someone proves to me that this guy isn't a terrorist despite his history with ACORN, I'll be a little more OK with him screwing up the democracy America had. Right now, we're just China's bitch.

And on another note, all you liberal assfucks who hate Bush, especially you who don't exercise your right to vote. You're only mad because he made an AMERICAN response to 9/11! Had he just sat back and let the lives of over 1200 people in the attack go out for nothing, I'm sure you damn sadists would've been just fucking fine. "Oh hundreds of lives were lost but at least we didn't go to war. It's great to know America is happy being the bitch of the Middle East." I'm not okay with that, I'm far from okay with that!

What happened to America the Proud? Huh? WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT? We're killing ourselves with this political correctness bullshit. Believe me, I'm not the only one seeing it!

Breeding stupid

Is it just me, or do stupid people generally have stupid kids? Even worse is when ugly parents have kids and they try to push their ugly as fuck kid off on you with how 'adorable' the kid is? Wake up people, you kids are uglier than a baboon butt. Now don't say 'when he grows up' or something like that, that's different. The kid has grown up, no longer an ugly as fuck baby. That still doesn't save him though if he's a scrawny twerp with acne all over his face. What is so hard about telling your kid to wash his face once in a while anyway? You going to let him get all scarred up and uglier? It doesn't really help when his face becomes one. Giant. ZIT. It's disgusting!

Yeah, I can relate to having acne, I still get acne, But I never let it become a giant infection factor. It's just more than ew after that point. Acne is a type of staff infection, it can kill if it gets out of hand. It just really starts to bug me when I go out places and someone I have to talk to has a giant white head on the end of their nose. If they were to get slugged in the face, the person doing the punching might have zit pus all over their hand and said person with the acne might not even take any damage! It's funny to the point it's sad. In other words, take care of yourselves you dumbasses!

Day One

Okay, first blogging I've done in a really long time. I think I should go ahead and explain what this entire thing is for. You see, I am an avid fan of Foamy the Squirrel and he gave me the idea to start this with my rants. You see, some people just piss the great Ravage (That's me) off and I usually can't give them a piece of my mind without some pussy whining and complaining about what I've said. Usually calling me mean, insensitive; whatever, the list goes on for probably miles. I'd like to point out that I don't give a rat's ass about that. I'll swear to my heart's content and there is not a damn thing you can do about it. Freedom of speech fuckers! So let me start with my first Rant.


People who think their lives suck ass.

Okay, Foamy said it and I'll say it again. Grow up! Get the fuck over yourselves! The world doesn't care and I sure as hell don't care about you getting locked out of your house or your "Drug Problems" or some other prosecution shit because it happens to everyone. I for one deal with it on the daily with being an absolutely terrifying sociopath; And by the way, I enjoy it very much. I don't care who lives where but everyone has total suck-ness in their lives. Especially for you soft hearted losers out there who think your lives suck because your parents don't give you everything you want. Go fuck yourselves with something hard and deadly! It's about time someone gave you a piece of their mind and beat you with a yaoi paddle. If you assfucks can't get over yourselves no one is going to care and no one is going to care about your existence for a very long time.

Gaaah, and for you underage pot heads and Boozers out there, this goes double for you! You're not old enough to have problems. If something doesn't work out perfectly make the fucking best of it! You'll immediately see a change in your life! It'll be miraculous! Who knows, you might actually get laid. For future reference, Don't you little fuckers ever say "Oh you don't understand" to anyone. You don't know anyone over the fucking internet enough to say that. For all you know, they could be hundreds of times worse off than you, but they're actually good at making the best of it. They could understand more and know more than you could ever dream. If they're being sympathetic, take the time out of your busy internet surfing to actually talk to them. They probably have some decent advice that you should listen to.

Helping people get a life since 2001.

The Great Ravage